Screw embedded video links. Follow them if you want, I'm not taking up your f-list space with 'em, but they're both damn funny.

New Bruce Campbell Old Spice Commercial - Bruce is the fucking MAN. If you disagree, you can go suck it, Chumley.

Full Metal Elf - The famous 'drill sergeant' scene from Full Metal Jacket, dubbed over a classic old Xmas kiddie special. Beauty.