Many Happy Returns
Yes, oh YES, I just LOVE being awake at 5am, after laying in bed since 2:30, trying to will myself back to sleep. Dear sweet ranch-flavored JESUS, am…
Believe it or not, there was a time when George Lucas believed that changing things in movies was wrong. Apparently, his creator has since gone back…
Why the fuck did they have to ban selling cloves in this country? You would not believe how badly I want a smoke right now. I'll make do with rum.