"OK, I had a plan when I got in here...."
Congratulations, it's a zombie!
Addiction is an ugly thing.
fwoosh
kaboom
beep
Preserving our proud Native American heritage
"Cannibal Holocaust", the after-school special
Ah, for the days when getting this messy while you ate was no big deal.
"Chase me on horseback, huh...oh, this time, I got those bastards, I'll sue the pants off 'em..."
Checkmate!
"Hey, I just followed the plans you gave me..."
Rat. It's What's For Dinner.
"OK, this time I will break that land speed record..."
"I got it!"..."No, I got it!"
This is entirely too creepy.
"Dad, what's THAT guy doing?!?"
Great Photoshop work there, jackass.
Geekdom
Here's a guy that simply will NOT get lost.
Ah, life among the Beautiful People.
"...and no jibba-jabba, fool!"
Hey, man, never get high on your own supply.
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[1]Those of you in the Southern Hemisphere may ignore this with impunity.