Yes, this is the offspring of a horse and a zebra.
"Covered parking? Well, yes, if you have a small car..."
"You can come out when you've learned your lesson."
I'd look like that if you dressed ME that way, too.
For all those who are trying to 'go green.'
Hungry for fish? 'Cause he is.
Interpretive dance meets golf
When you have to pack really light, but still want a deck of cards...
'Cause this is thriller....thriller night...
File that under 'cat.'
Christ, are those all mine?
Honeycomb's big, yeah yeah yeah, it's not small, no no no...
Budget cuts in the police department led to changes in training
"Dammit, there were a few chips left in that bag..."
Just one? Please?
Working on a baby straight
Ooh, gonna feel that one in the morning.
OK, I've seen many pictures of the damage that foot-binding has caused, but this is one of the worst.
Right, that's enough for you. Back to work, the weekend's almost here!