Business as usual at the Reaper Crossing
"Chopin? I can't even play 'Chopsticks' yet!"
"Closer...closer...quiet, almost there...please don't wake up..."
Think YOUR new car is a lemon?
End of a long day
Definitely took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
Not this week, I'm washing my hair.
If you'll look close, you'll realize that the black camels are actually the shadows. The real camels are the lighter tan bits, shot from above. A damn cool shot.
Greg Louganis, eat yer heart out.
You save more at our bank...because you can't reach the ATM.
"We have a few units for less rent, as long as you don't weigh much and don't own a lot of things..."
High Tide Heels, for all your formal scuba occasions
Now you know why your Orkin man ran away screaming. Someone call William Shatner.
Traffic jams: no more problems!
Help me, I'm melting!
What, did Paris Hilton get a "getting out of jail" present?
Righty-o, then. I can only occupy you for so long. Ciao!