No, I didn't do the Friday Pix last week. Yes, I had them, I was just lazy. No, I don't feel bad about it. Yes, there's twice as many this week to make up for it, stop hitting me, please.
8100 terra cotta soldiers discovered next to the tomb of Chinese emperor Tsin Shi
Hell, I'm impressed with the balance. I'm also feeling positively thin, now.
Anything I say here will be less funny than the picture itself.
Tell me that's not the most fun thing you've seen all week.
"Well, I had the car, then it broke down and I called my friend with the truck, and then it got a flat, so...."
Cruel tricks of identical twins, next on Oprah.
Aw, look, Dad brought home take-out!
The Salami Samurai prepares to unleash Hell.
BOOM
The stork embraced technology, and now uses FedEx. Which explains why the baby is already a year old on delivery.
The good news is that the bomb was a dud.
My buddy, John, says it looks like they hit a whale.
The new wave of the future! Take your music with you in your new Chrysler! The white gloves just complete the feeling of luxury.
In later years, he'll blame his impotence on this moment.
I like to think nothing scares me, but there are still some things I'm just not gonna do. This one's all you, buddy.
Basking shark. *GULP*
Suburban topiary
There's just a laundry list of things wrong with this image.
I've had dreams that started like this...
Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.
Ever have that one spot you can't scratch?
Little known fact: in later years, Dorothy returned to Oz, married the Tin Man...and regretted every minute of it.
Gooba gabba, gooba gabba, one of us, one of us...
I've been there, more than once. It's not bad, as long as you don't wake up by rolling over.
Just hang your wet things on the railing to dry.
I love this picture. Just LOVE it.
This one too, but for different reasons.
Not a road I wanna drive...well, OK, maybe I do. ;)
Apparently, they don't have nuts where this guy is going.
Time to feed the snakes.
Compass? Check. Trench tool? Check. Puppy? Check.
Way to go, jackass.
This 'conservation of water' thing has gone too far.
Thank god, diet water. I've been killing myself with that stuff I get out of the faucet.
90-year-old granny takes on The Sheik of Araby. I'm not making this up.
The Mustang logo finishes this off nicely.
"Well, Bob, it looks funny, but, damn, if it ain't the most comfortable seat in the house."
Well, damn.
Well, damn.
OK, OK, you've had your fun. Was it everything you'd hoped it would be? At the very least, here's hoping it brought you a smile, enough to get you through the rest of your Friday. Seeya around!
8100 terra cotta soldiers discovered next to the tomb of Chinese emperor Tsin Shi
Hell, I'm impressed with the balance. I'm also feeling positively thin, now.
Anything I say here will be less funny than the picture itself.
Tell me that's not the most fun thing you've seen all week.
"Well, I had the car, then it broke down and I called my friend with the truck, and then it got a flat, so...."
Cruel tricks of identical twins, next on Oprah.
Aw, look, Dad brought home take-out!
The Salami Samurai prepares to unleash Hell.
BOOM
The stork embraced technology, and now uses FedEx. Which explains why the baby is already a year old on delivery.
The good news is that the bomb was a dud.
My buddy, John, says it looks like they hit a whale.
The new wave of the future! Take your music with you in your new Chrysler! The white gloves just complete the feeling of luxury.
In later years, he'll blame his impotence on this moment.
I like to think nothing scares me, but there are still some things I'm just not gonna do. This one's all you, buddy.
Basking shark. *GULP*
Suburban topiary
There's just a laundry list of things wrong with this image.
I've had dreams that started like this...
Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right.
Ever have that one spot you can't scratch?
Little known fact: in later years, Dorothy returned to Oz, married the Tin Man...and regretted every minute of it.
Gooba gabba, gooba gabba, one of us, one of us...
I've been there, more than once. It's not bad, as long as you don't wake up by rolling over.
Just hang your wet things on the railing to dry.
I love this picture. Just LOVE it.
This one too, but for different reasons.
Not a road I wanna drive...well, OK, maybe I do. ;)
Apparently, they don't have nuts where this guy is going.
Time to feed the snakes.
Compass? Check. Trench tool? Check. Puppy? Check.
Way to go, jackass.
This 'conservation of water' thing has gone too far.
Thank god, diet water. I've been killing myself with that stuff I get out of the faucet.
90-year-old granny takes on The Sheik of Araby. I'm not making this up.
The Mustang logo finishes this off nicely.
"Well, Bob, it looks funny, but, damn, if it ain't the most comfortable seat in the house."
Well, damn.
Well, damn.
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