If you ever wondered just what went into a VW Golf GTI...
God decides he's had it with that squirrel once and for all.
Future mothers are encouraged to visit the Kiddie Petting Zoo, to see them before they bear them.
I don't think this shortcut is gonna work.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson, you fail the course in Parking 101."
Bow down to the Moose God!
"Stay tuned, Alaska, 'cause we're gonna be up all night long!"
Tell me that's not one of the cutest things you've seen this year.
So, if I buy two, can I get at least one of them all the way off?
This guy took "throne' way too seriously.
When you need instructions to tell you that the hat is not foot- or butt-wear, you've got a problem.
They've got seriously big wood.
OK, if the puppies weren't cute enough, this should make you a'splode.
I should probably be good and let this pic speak for itself.
I don't think you're getting the bike back.
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry. The return of the Salami Samurai?
"Men, these chair thieves have to be stashing them somewhere."
Hope you're hungry...
Maybe you should have taken the helmet off first, you know, just to free up your mouth.
Ah, Buddha say horsepower is a beautiful thing.
Alright, you buncha monkeys...and by that, I mean the 6 of you reading...get on with your day. I have a bottle of Dew and a game to play. Have a good weekend!