God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Generally, I try to avoid a lot of celebrity posting. Partly, this is because it tends toward the uber-dumb. partly, it's because I don't feel like giving these idiots one more iota of fame than they already have. Still...couple things I just gotta get out.

Britney Booked On Driving Oops - Man, if there was ever a person whose story shows how fame and fortune can be your downfall, it's Britney Spears. From cutie-famous to trashy-infamous in no time flat. Still, she is a celebrity, and she gets off lighter than you or I would EVER even dream of. Here, as part of her court-mandated to-do list, she turned herself in to be booked on two driving related misdemeanors. Apparently, she hit another car with her own, checked the damage, and just left without a word...but was photographed doing it. What happens? She gets fingerprinted, photographed, and sent on her way, no bail, no worry, all inside of 45 minutes. Apparently, she's relieved that it's all over with. Give me a fucking break. Anyone who believes that the rich have to follow the same laws as the rest of us is deluding themselves. Stevie ray Vaughn is dead, and this useless fleshbag is walking the streets. The world is a shithole, sometimes.

O.J. Heist Pals Strike Deals To Testify Against Him - 2 of OJ's alleged armed robbery pals are going to plead guilty to conspiracy and "accessory to robbery" charges, and in return for the lighter hit, will testify against The Juice. Oops. Yeah, poor OJ...guess he'll get busted on this one. On the other hand, we ARE talking about the American Legal System, and juice is big news...but he's no Britney Spears. I love the line that one of the guys "said he was doing "what's right" - just what his mother taught him to do. Apparently, she never taught him to not steal, huh. And, damn, has it been 12 fucking years since the murder case? Wow, feelin' old...

Cindy Crawford Angry At Playboy Autograph Request - Apparently, she was out somewhere, signing autographs on pix of her wearing some watch she was promoting. A fan came up and presented his copy of Playboy that she was in, and Cindy threw a fit and left. Hey, guess what, if you're gonna pose nude, people are gonna see it and like it. you don't want to deal with that, then keep your damn clothes on. Even if you do wanna pitch a bitch-fest about it, there are classier ways of handling it. Whiner.
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