So, it came to my attention that Fox, the "all reality, all the time" station, has another new one (actually, kinda funny, as I don't watch TV, I didn't realize just how bad they'd gotten until I looked up their site to confirm this story). Now, they're doing The Search for the Next Elvira...what the bloody fuck? You know, I used to LIKE Elvira. Actually, I liked Vampira, but she was a little before my time, and I grew up seeing Elvira. Now, I understand that she's gotta make a living, and she's just not what she used to be (i.e. she's old, though, gotta say, she's still looking pretty good for pushing 60). But this...man, I just can't even begin to get going on it. It's just useless to even start. If you cannot see what I think is wrong with this, then I'm not going to be able to explain it to you. More useless pablum for the MySpace generation, and more reasons I don't miss TV.