polarbear, he posted them and I was bored.MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Krystal's, baby. Just fill the tray with sliders and step away.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Don't have one. Lots of them, I guess.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15-20%. Depends on the service.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Pizza. Sushi. Deli sandwiches (Hell, I DO eat that almost every day, anyway)
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Just gimme the Supreme and I'm happy
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Cheese
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A bit from Order of the Stick
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 1
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth. A knife blade, if you count it had to go IN first, then was pulled out.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never. Need to see a dentist, though
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Steamer trunk
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. not that I know of. Of course, I would have been knocked out at the time...
BULLSHITTOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Absolutely
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Vicent Thomas
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yes
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. OK
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Probably
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Sure
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Probably
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Yep
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Swiss Army Knife
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Only if you've had multiple lobotomies
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand, duh, it's a shower
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Often have, could again, if they could stand the sounds of hot sex.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None. own some sandals, though
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Speeding ticket, 2001
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I'm not growing up, just out
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Screw you and your MySpace ways
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Aaron
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My mom
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Dianna
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 42
Q: Season?
A: Winter
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Old friends
Q: Mood?
A: Awake
Q: Listening to?
A: Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb
Q: Watching?
A: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
Q: Worrying about?
A: The crack in my ceiling, a little
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Like I ever go anywhere
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Change the world
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Whenever I can
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I think so.
The LJ Social Meme
Number of journal entries: 6,900 (not counting this one)
Number of people on your friends list: 250
Person who introduced you to LJ:
fallenautumn, who changed to red_baron, who changed to urban_bard and hasn't updated since '01. Where are ya, Apryl?Still friends with this person: Would be, if she wasn't...gone
How many people have you introduced to LJ: a couple, probably
List everyone on your friends list who you have met in person: 88, I think: 01flux, ahlric, air_n_darkness, amusementdevice, bojo427, brother_d73, caliban, chaosreality, cheapdialogue, circle23, clipdude, dalollytiva, delilahbowie, deusinnomen, diannarae, dirtbikev, discordian, divinemissb, dravengodvamp, dyvinedeviance, erotocism, etherpunk, faemortel, fairie_lark, ferrelux, fizgigg, gonzo_md, gothkittyn, gravesme, harriet_m_welsh, highndry, ibdreamy, imperfectangel, iphinome, irishbanshee, isisinvinyl, jahnji, jennaflower, jezibelgoth, karzon, kassiopia13, keesor, keonandra, kespernorth, kittnslave, kl8n, leshrac, lovemotionstory, madeofmeat, maxomai, mazisexton, mightybean, multi_jinx, naivea_te, necrobutcher, pandoranoir, phoenxbutterfly, polarbear, polyesterbrown, pop_rasta, priestofcards, rayce, reddeath77, rifkinite, roocifer, rowan_ashe, royhuggins, sayaka, scurvykat, secretblonde, skeletoncrew, skiggaret, sm101, strangewink, superfledermaus, syrinakintari, t_o_e, the__malkavian, the_tremendous, thisismostlyme, thndrchld, treasach, tsomewhereime, vanitas, velvetacidgrrrl, visioluxus, wayren, whiny_general
Total # of LJers met: Sheesh, a shitload
Anyone on LJ you can't stand: Yes
Name one person on your friends list you would most like to meet: Several
Ever ban someone from commenting in your journal: Several
Number of comments: Posted: 41,146 - Received: 38,253
Biggest pet peeve about LJ: the same one I have with online in general, the arrogant self-entitlement and general douche-baggery that comes with the anonymity of the 'Net
Do you feel close to most of the people on your friends list: Some of them
How many journals on LiveJournal do you have: I've had several, at one time or another, for various reasons. Other than this one, I only have
lament_config which hasn't been updated in forever, and I still have my DeadJournal, Communities I currently own/maintain: None anymore, thankfully.