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31 October 2007 @ 11:12 am
From the "Make Money Off Stupidity Department": The Telescoping Self-Portrait Arm

Now here's a great idea! A simple cure for "Myspace Photo" syndrome - you know, that all-too-common self-portrait, where you're off-center, with your head half cut-off, one arm sticking up all awkward holding the camera? Well, no more! Now your candid shots can look like fine art photos with the help of this ingenious hand-held extendable camera arm.

Yes, I can think of some actual cool things to actually do with this. It's still sad. Get a real friend (not someone who "gave you an add") and have THEM take your damn pic, you MySpace loser. Or, better yet, stop being self a self-obsessed jackass.
Current Music: Nickelback - Breathe
bitterfun on October 31st, 2007 06:23 pm (UTC)
This product will revolutionize MySpace Douche-baggery. Imaging all of the disinterested-looking-in-another-direction-emo self portrait pictures you can take with this product?!?!

They should bundle it with a graphics program that auto-maximizes the contrast and hues of the pictures and uploads them to your favorite pic/cam-whore site.
Coinneach Fitzpatrickscarybaldguy on October 31st, 2007 06:27 pm (UTC)
Or, here's a wacky idea: LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR CAMERA'S TIMER.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on October 31st, 2007 06:40 pm (UTC)
I gave up hoping for that.
Blediffe Cannelldariens_haircut on October 31st, 2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
See; it falls apart with the first word.
KidMissile: supergreg number onekidmissile on October 31st, 2007 08:52 pm (UTC)
He'll still making a stupid face. =p