Listens: Nickelback - Breathe

From the "Make Money Off Stupidity Department": The Telescoping Self-Portrait Arm

Now here's a great idea! A simple cure for "Myspace Photo" syndrome - you know, that all-too-common self-portrait, where you're off-center, with your head half cut-off, one arm sticking up all awkward holding the camera? Well, no more! Now your candid shots can look like fine art photos with the help of this ingenious hand-held extendable camera arm.

Yes, I can think of some actual cool things to actually do with this. It's still sad. Get a real friend (not someone who "gave you an add") and have THEM take your damn pic, you MySpace loser. Or, better yet, stop being self a self-obsessed jackass.