In Syria, cable TV is serious business.
Little Bobby Bear shows off his newly-learned kung-fu.
"Man, I don't think we should have taken a left, here."
Awwwww
Now that's a small computer.
Shhhhhh
He's just waiting....
Makes you wonder what he's thinking, huh?
Oh, shit....
You always wondered where those "leet" people came from.
Man, the vaginal muscle control you'd have to have to pop out and spin your tampon must be insane, wow! I kid, I kid...
I want these, but if you were drunk, they'd totally fuck with your head.
Now, tell me that's not the cutest thing you've seen this week.
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is just not the same...
"...and after the loop-de-loop, we went through the spin cycle!"
Being on the beach during banana spawning season is always an awesome sight.
Incredible comfort for the unmoving sleeper.
Mobile phone?
I'd be scared to see this come screaming down the tracks.
"Sir, I think the recon photos showing troop strength might have been a bit blurry..."
SPLASH
"Oh, hi! You must be my new friend, 'Lunch.'"
Damn, that's some big-ass panties.
"Mom...breakfast is grinning at me..."
This arachnid is entirely too happy.