God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll


~~During wax play, sing "Happy Birthday to Me" and blow out the candle

~~In the middle of an intense flogging, close your eyes and snore.

~~Using your best Howard Cosell impression, give a
play-by-play account of what is being done to you.

~~When ordered "Look me in the eyes!" do it cross-eyed.

~~During a public verbal humiliation scene, stick your fingers in your ears and say, "Nyah, nyah, I can't hear you!"

~~Decorate your Top's leathers with neon polka dots and stripes.

~~Put a whoopee cushion in your Top's chair.

~~"Just say, 'No.'"

~~Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the contents before the next play party.

~~Stick an Alka-seltzer in your mouth at the start of a scene. Work up a good foam, and call out your safe word.

~~Sing while being cropped.

~~Speak a language your Top doesn't know.

~~Giggle incessantly.

~~Tell your Top you can't count because your hands are tied up and you can't see your fingers.

~~Take messages for your Top by writing them on post-its and sticking them on your rear.

~~Superglue the nipple clamps shut.

~~Attach "clappers" to all the lights in the dungeon just before a paddling

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