Granny says: Smokin' never hurt no one.
Your daughter is bringing this home for dinner, to meet you.
They want to know what you want for Xmas, and they won't understand the words "World of Warcraft."
From the Spaghetti Manufacturer's Calendar, 1934
Right, because your fat ass shouldn't have to leave the house to get a Big Mac.
Another in the "Wish I Was There" collection
Why is her hand in her pants?
Looks like this building was right on the border between East and West Germany
Ideal for the very thin family
They heard you could get chicks if you were in a band. Turns out, that wasn't true.
Yes, for only $425 you, too, can take this gold-dipped and gold-filled pill and shit all sparkly. I wish I was kidding.
Wow, it's a big...well, it's just the niftiest...good work, buddy!
A sure sign the party last night must have been great. (Though it should be safe, there's some naked butt in the pic, hence the link.)
Well, damn, glad you told me, I might have been OFFENDED. *eyeroll*
The animal kingdom has no need of restaurants.
Bad image placement
Alien ice formations
"I'm worried. At first, it was mice he was dragging in, but lately..."
Dammit, I was looking forward to a nice, relaxing swim in the stagnant bathtub.
"After basting, you'll find that your baby will turn out golden brown."
You tire-jacked construction equipment?!?
Here's hoping this helped get your weekend and your year off to a good start. Ciao!