Right, because God really gives two shits whether you or Sister Frankie makes the damn potato salad. If this is the depth of your life, man, damn, your toes aren't even getting wet.
A 20-year-old female corrections officer is facing sex assault charges for allegedly performing oral sex on a male inmate on New Year's Eve in an Oklahoma jail. Assault, right...even the prosecutor admits the inmate didn't object, and why would he? You're in jail, and a guard of your preferred gender chooses to celebrate the New Year by making out with you and giving you head...well, not like you're gonna say no, in general. Yet another situation that makes you wonder how low the average IQ has become.