"I'll grow into it, I swear!"
If this doesn't keep your video card cool, nothing will.
Ever been away from the house and wished you had some meat? Well, this is for you.
Ah, perfect. No one nearby and no way for them to get there. ;)
Oh, come on, just once I had to put some nude chicks in here.
"OK, who drugged the bull?"
Science has created the world's first alpaca-worm!
The kid won't have to swim, he can just surf the wave that comes from that big bastard jumping in.
Gramma's got 'tude.
Mmmm, peanut butter!
It's hard for me to take you seriously when you look like you wouldn't be able to get out of your chair to get to the gun.
"Get me out of here!"
I...I don't know what's happening here.
Cutting through the waves
Usually, you dig things out of the sand and put them in a museum, not the other way around.
"I know! I couldn't believe it! So, what I said was..."
The best of both worlds...I guess...
Things you don't want to see as the anesthetic kicks in.
Now, THAT'S big pimpin'.
Ooh, sexy laptop.
Righty-o, then, hope you're good and awake now, so get through this last day of the work week and look forward to the weekend. Groundhog Day tomorrow!