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21 February 2008 @ 05:03 pm
Odd Sex News  
Swedish teacher fined for flashing boobs - Sounds reasonable? Dig the story. Apparently, this teacher had a boy in her class covering the blackboard with swear words and sexual drawings. She just snapped and flashed him, later saying, "I was trying to get him to stop writing and drawing filth on the blackboard." She lost her job, was fined the equivalent of 2 months wages, and had to pay the boy cash for damages, "for the trauma of seeing some breasts." Now, really, what damage?!? Hey, someone come damage ME.

UK men would stay out of bed for 50in plasma TV - A survey by British electrical retailer Comet asked 2,000 Brit men what would convince them to give up sex for six months, and no less than 47 per cent said that they'd skip a shag for a 50-in plasma, Reuters notes. Another quarter of responders said they'd give up smoking, and a further quarter said they'd give up chocolate for 6 moths. Give up sex for 6 months for a damn television?!? OK, I know I have some UK mates here, are the men that useless or are the women just bad in bed or something? I gotta know.
avantardavantard on February 22nd, 2008 02:17 am (UTC)
Ask men in the US and I bet you anything that percentage increases.
Mathew Jamesdemonslayer on February 22nd, 2008 02:37 am (UTC)
you haven't been to my motherland have you? cuz that would explain it. LOTS.

God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Archmage Drinkingarchmage on February 22nd, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
No, I haven't. Always wanted to (my bloodlines run from that direction), but no opportunity.

So, you've got the inside line, here. Do tell.
Coinneach Fitzpatrickscarybaldguy on February 22nd, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
I was gonna say something about the kid being punished by the sight of 47-year-old tits, but the last woman I was with was 45 years old and had a damn fine rack.

Also, if I have a 50" TV already, can I trade it for six months of 'tang?
Bad NoNo the One Man Crimewave: da birdnihil_duce on February 22nd, 2008 05:09 am (UTC)
50" you say?

Sign me up.
Clever Internet Chat Handlechathandle on February 22nd, 2008 06:21 am (UTC)
Anything for six months' rest. If I get a fifty inch TV too, well, I'm not complaining!
Super President Chestnut Mayor: genius of Groobryce on February 22nd, 2008 12:26 pm (UTC)
How many 50" plasma TVs does one person need, really?
Bitterfun: Stewie Grindingbitterfun on February 22nd, 2008 04:00 pm (UTC)
Ha! How do you think I got my 50" Plasma?*

* but I'm married so it doesn't count.
paganellypaganelly on February 24th, 2008 01:42 pm (UTC)
Really, what boy is traumatized by seeing breasts (well, as long as gravity hasn't taken over and they are still the right shape, at least)

Give up sex for a damn TV? Not in my bed. You choose a TV over me, you get to meet the curb, along with all your stuff...