God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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Survey With A DIfference

I got this a long time ago, and had forgotten about it, and in digging for something else recently, came across it again. The trick here is that you are supposed to answer all questions with snippets of song lyrics. Not quite as easy as you might think.

Who are you?
"I am the one, a God with a gun, I am Legend..."
-- White Zombie

What do you look like?
"Everyone comes to the freakshow
To laugh at the geeks and the freaks
Everyone comes to the freakshow
But nobody laughs when they leave..."
-- The Residents

What's your secret?
"I like to hide behind my glasses
When I feel uptight
I like to hide behind my glasses
When I'm trippin' in the strobelight
I like to hide behind my glasses
So I can give you all dirty looks
And they won't know what I'm thinking
Like I hate you, incompetent, moron, son of a jerk"
-- Fishbone

What do you want to be?
"'Cause you're a human supernova,
A solar superman.
You're an angel with wings of fire,
A flying, giant friction blast."
-- Liz Phair

What can you do?
"I am, I am, I am Superman, and I can do anything..."
-- REM

What can't you do?
"I get knocked down, and I get up again
You ain't never gonna keep me down..."
-- Chumbawumba

What is love?
"When the sky has fallen like a blanket on your shoulder,
And the moon is like a mother looking over you forever,
And the dawn is so familiar, you were meant to be together
like a fog around a mountain - forever..."
-- Concrete Blonde

What is friendship?
"Oh shit there's a bear, would you hand me that shotgun?
Yes, and also that chair.
We're fighting a bear, your life is in danger,
And you don't even care."
-- Tenacious D

Are you strong?
"All the candles in the world
Would not be enough to match
The fever in my heart and the fervor in my soul..."
-- Jane Siberry

What are you afraid of?
"Yesterday I struggled a little less than today
I locked it in a brain cell and I threw the key away
Don't know what I was thinking -- then again I do
I lock my thoughts in cages like the animals in the zoo..."
-- Infectious Grooves

What would you tell the one who loves you?
"A gift from god, no small creation
A prized possession, without limitations
Look in my eyes, what do you see that isn't already yours?"
-- Curve

Where do you want to be?
"I've felt the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things I never have..."
-- Toto

Who do you love?
"Gee Angel, gee Angel, I need some slack
There's nothing in the world that I'd rather do
Than buy a set of wings and fly away with you..."
-- Sugar

What would you do with a million dollars?
"Walking through time, dancing through space,
The pearly-gray moon is wearing your face,
Tonight I'll be with you..."
-- Concrete Blonde

What would you ask the world?
"Are we living in a land
Where sex and horror are the new Gods?"
-- Frankie Goes To Hollywood

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