Accident waiting to happen
You don't want to know what their vows were like
I don't think that last bite tasted very good.
Yes, that's a toaster. Insert the bread from the right, it falls into the rack on the left, toasted.
A clear pic of the rare bird-a-melon
Like father, like son
Sand castle perfection
Now, THAT'S a turban to be reckoned with.
"Dad, can I ask you a question?"
They never let their differences stand in the way of their love
No, this was not on my flight.
"What? What are you looking at?"
Fashion: the art of wearing something you'd never normally wear.
This town is hostile to pedestrians.
Isn't it nice when you can have all the family over for dinner?
There, feel better now? I hope so. you've been a brave little trooper. Here, have a lollipop!