Baby animal pictures will never get old.
Rarely do we get to witness the beginning of a dark time...
"Hey, we were all bored, and Bob sorta suggested it, and after a few beers...."
No left turn, no right turn, nowhere forward to go. You're screwed.
Irony is a bitch.
Hmm...no, you're still not cool, fat boy.
Oh, wow, what was in that cake?
Dale wasn't gonna let something minor like the loss of his license stop him.
"Hey, hey, what do you think you're doing?!?"
"Oh GOD!"
More proof that the Dalai Lama is one of the coolest people in the world.
Party Monster
Yes, she's been searching for it for years.
Well, um, OK.
I almost hate to admit this looks like something I'd do.
Beautiful
Not beautiful.
Snow much?
Some people really do wear permanent 'kick me' signs. I'll be watching for this one, I need the exercise.
Fun fact: Jabba the Hutt was a Sigma Theta Epsilon in college.
Gorgeous
Oh, shit.
Later that night, he was found dead, covered in fur, claw marks, and spittle.
"Might be time to clean out the mini-van, Mom."
I love badly performed renovations.