So, last night, I'm cooking up my ass-kickin' burgers for dinner. swanwhite mentions that we have tomato, so I grab my handy-dandy mandolin slicer (for those that dunno what that is, it looks like this, except that mine has a V-shaped blade). Got the tomato all done, and while wiping it clean, managed to jam my thumb right into the blade.

Yeah, that hurt. Makes typing a bitch, too. Bled like a sonuvabitch, but thankfully, tomatoes are already red. ;)