That's one way to get a nap at work...
Don't try to take them apples...
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is just not the same...
Waffles for the geek in your life
Before "square" was a slur, this hairstyle....was still odd.
They say opposites attract...
People said he needed more disk space.
You get the impression he needs to quit jerking off, don't ya?
One day, the stuffed animals seemed to be multiplying. The next day, their daughter was gone, and all the glassy-eyed beasts seemed to be smirking.
Fear not, citizens, Bread Man is here!
Get down, granny!
Aw, well, damn.
Oh, it's not here, how...convenient.
Few people know that Satan tried his hand at singing before becoming the Lord of Hell.
When you have to start making drinking interesting, you're doing it too much.
Apparently, they aren't fans of cars, here.
And if you can't....never mind.
See, most people know not to take their drinks to the dance floor. Those that DON'T know this still know not to take the pitcher.
Oh, come ON.
AHHHH, they're falling...
Sometimes, a Stormtrooper just wants to feel pretty.
OK, I'm off to see if I can figure out why Semagic won't work. The author is not being very helpful, sadly. I'd like to figure this out, as I really like the client, but damn, I'm not programmer or tech guru. Have a good weekend!