[She] is set to play a Palestinian immigrant in the new Adam Sandler movie, "You Don't Mess with The Zohan," a comedy about a former Israeli assassin who fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist. Chriqui's character runs a floundering hair salon in New York who hires Sandler to perform "special services" in the backroom. Does that make Chriqui his pimp? Yes, she told GQ, but she assures audiences the flick isn't about cheap laughs. "It's very West Side Story," she said.Some copywriter posted this with a straight face? Sandler film, not about cheap laughs? Riiiiight.