Police presence isn't helping the crime rate, here...
...and the gangs are starting to be more visible.
Closer to a tarantula's fangs than you've probably ever seen
Got your nose!
Well, as long as you're comfy...
Quite a book...
Yes, yes I require bacon!
Hmm, it all looks tasty, but you can keep the side order of rodent.
Some people try a little too hard.
Nothing I could say is quite as funny as this guy.
Ebony and ivory...together in perfect harmony...
Nice to see children being taught manners.
My, that car is certainly...round...
This is not what Dr. Spock meant by "rocking your baby"
I really hope she kicked him. People like this annoy me.
Hope you know where you're going.
There's a niche job. In, uh, more ways than one.
And there ya have it. Hope it made you laugh and gave you a good start to the weekend. Me, I'm just staying out of the sun and heat, except for tomorrow, when I'll be out in it, barbequein' ribs.