08 August 2008 @ 08:14 am
Friday Pix  
Weird dreams about bunnies and mercenaries, a bit of computer related morning heart attack, and caffeine. OK, the day has begun, it's time to get going on the Friday Pix!

At what point does irony stop being funny and just become sad?

I hope I'm this happy to wear a robe, some day.

Tired bear

Yo yo yo, word up to the Gold Banana Posse.


People come from all over to watch the Doritos spawn on the beach.

Hand full o'squirmies!

Beer + freezer = oops

Redneck stretched truck

No, this isn't me. C'mon, I don't like Wolverine.

After buying out his competition's company, an Asian businessman tells his defeated opponent to stop being bitter.

Wow, that's an old bike.

Quick, get the glue, this guy's beard slipped.

They look like they were made for each other.

I think this guy just got a look at the pink shirts, above.

"OK, go go go! Woohoo!"

In my quest to find crazy stairs...here's more.

Wheels for your wheels!

Sometimes, you have to improvise.

"Say, Bob? Think you could leave me a little of that?"

Teaching is hard work.

I hope I'm in that good a mood at that age. Hell, I'll take that mood NOW.

"$10? C'mon, man, we didn't have Gramma in it for more than an hour. $20, at least."

Barbecue so good, make you shoot somebody.

Ha, I had that VCR.

OK, enough. I gotta get going on my walk. have a great weekend!

Current Music: Manowar - Warriors Of The World
clarsa: sweetypussclarsa on August 8th, 2008 03:28 pm (UTC)
"While most gorillas are content to forage in the grass, Kmbutu had dreams of being an operatic tenor."

Re the old man in red, white, and blue with the purple glasses: it has lately occurred to me that I had assumed all rebels died young. Recently I've been seeing wrinkly old men with tattoos and blue haired ladies with peace-sign amulets. What does a hard-rocking seventy-five year old rebel look like? How do you pick out the class clown from a group of senior citizens? Gives me new meditations on "aging gracefully" as I make the inexorable slide toward the half-century marker.

As usual, disturbing, funny, thought-provoking, and just generally one more reason to look forward to Friday's. You rock in your awesomeness.
Arc 5cheapdialogue on August 8th, 2008 04:00 pm (UTC)
I saw a lady yesterday that looked like your typical chuch goin' grammie. Nice, but ya know from a distance I'd say she looked a bit uptight. I passed her on the sidewalk and she had an old tattoo of flowers all over her neck!

I learned my lesson about judging by looks for the day!
Harriet the Spyharriet_m_welsh on August 8th, 2008 05:21 pm (UTC)
Did you recognize the shot of the chimp on its mom's back? That's the one you showed me in the paper yesterday!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on August 8th, 2008 04:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the oldsters of our youth are gone, and the generations that were crazy are becoming the old. Can you imagine the senior citizens that the generation after ours will become?

I look forward to being old, cranky, and still showing off my ink.
thndrchldthndrchld on August 9th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
At the recent Fourth celebration I saw a gray haired old geezer with a walker walking slowly down the sidewalk, weaving and bobbing and singing all the words to PURPLE HAZE along with the band playing in the bandstand. Then I remembered. The first official Baby Boomer filed for Social Security this summer. As I will in about 10 years. Oh my...the most activist generation to date is getting ready to have free time on their hands. Politics may get lively soon.
I like living in interesting timesdaddygod on August 8th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
The dude in the pink shirt I want to just slap even sillier than he is.

The chick in the pink shirt is freakin' hot.
Μαχομαιmaxomai on August 8th, 2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
She'd look a lot hotter without the pink shirt. (Take that as you will.)
I like living in interesting timesdaddygod on August 8th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
Yea, I'm pretty sure I was subconsciously removing the shirt while forming my opinion.
Duchess Webb: Many Faces Of Tatianaduchess_webb on August 9th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
She does look a lot hotter without the shirt.

Although I have seen pics of what she had worn at the last comic convention she was at. Mrowr!!!
Μαχομαιmaxomai on August 9th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Boobiesarchmage on August 8th, 2008 04:22 pm (UTC)
Aye, on all counts.
Duchess Webb: On Mucky Pondduchess_webb on August 9th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
That is Kynt Cothron and Vyxsin Fiala. They were the goth team that was on Amazing Race.

avantardavantard on August 9th, 2008 05:05 am (UTC)
Yes! And I have to say I liked 'em a lot. They were freaks and yet not total attention whores for being on a reality show. They also got along better than most that season and were generally quite likeable. Loved them!
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: WTF - Eyesarchmage on August 9th, 2008 05:58 am (UTC)
"Kynt" and "Vyxsin"? *groan*
Super President Chestnut Mayor: genius of Groobryce on August 8th, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
Haha, I'm baking a cake as I type this. And thankfully, I'll not be sharing any with that lady.
Bad NoNo the One Man Crimewavenihil_duce on August 8th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
That grill is awesome.
Teri Smithkitchenqueen on August 8th, 2008 04:44 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the great smiles today!

I think that old man is channeling the poem "I shall wear purple."
Teri Smithkitchenqueen on August 8th, 2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
And might I wonder why, exactly, those parents put their child in a watermelon?
I like living in interesting timesdaddygod on August 8th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
Because it was there.

Only reason needed.
Teri Smithkitchenqueen on August 8th, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah! *slaps forehead* What was I thinking?
UnRepentantunrepentant on August 8th, 2008 04:50 pm (UTC)
I would totally cook on that grill. Saving a few of these. Good job, Frank!!
Harriet the Spyharriet_m_welsh on August 8th, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
Boob fountain is an icon of a pre Hellenic goddess of fertility from Ephesus, Greece. Later the Greeks decided she represented Artemis. (Can you tell I'm studying Western Civilization this summer?)
sayaka on August 8th, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
I want to know where all these crazy stairs are coming from.
Bellybellybalt on August 8th, 2008 05:48 pm (UTC)
That old red-white-blue guy must be a Flavor Flav fan! :)
fear & loathing on capitol hill: gonzoblackgonzo_md on August 8th, 2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
*standing ovation*
eatsoylentgreeneatsoylentgreen on August 8th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
Solid Veneered Wood.
Betsedivinemissb on August 8th, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
You're MUCH better-looking than that Wolverine fan.

And crocs look MEAN, even when they're babies. Eeek!
Exhalations into the Ether: Pee Wee tape- iconhelldragon_smoke on August 9th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
Wow, that was one of the best sets yet!

Robes- nice to know what Asians make their American mannequins lok like, I guess? Kind of disturbing.

Gold Banana- WTF?

Beer + Freezer- My funniest was when a friend was showing off his dad's awesome brand new house. He put the warm beer cans in the ice in the freezer to cool them off faster. A little bit later, he went to get some chopped ice from that fancy new fridge. And that's how we ALL found out where the chopped ice comes from and how it is made- beer spewed everywhere!

wolverine- is that the dude's illegal porn collection behind him on the shelves?

Vyxsin- is a friend of our's cousin. We haven't met her, but she was the only reason we watched The Amazing race last year.

Coffin at a yard sale? That's what members of our hearse club would call a good find!

Thanks for the LOLs. :-)