Take your corks out of me, you damn dirty humans!
This would be a pretty good Adidas ad.
From the Department of Public Works:
He doesn't look happy to be the Battleship Champion. Perhaps because he's also a dork.
I'm glad you're a fan of the band "Slayer." Now, go be a fan of spelling.
Creepy People of the Subway, next on the Maury Povich show.
That's just...well, you know.
"Someone, please shoot me."
Hey, sometimes it's an emergency and you need one right away
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A ... hey, check out what it's unlocking...
...parked in the Bike Lane
You are NEVER too young to start rocking.
From the Department of Misguided Thoughts:
I never see Jesus standing by a wreck saying "Man, you gotta watch the road!"
Hmm, that would be "the previous Kleenex."
Don't let a handicap stop you.
Gee, thanks for the info.
I should make a "cock and pussy" joke here, but I won't.
Maybe you should look into some electrical work.
OK, get your weekend underway...mine promises to be a bit of a whirlwind. Seeya!