God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

Drinks...And Goobers Who Make Them

I like to drink. No surprise or question there. As such, i tend to tip my bartenders well. However, if the bartender is no good, yeah, no tip and I'm not coming back. I guess, though, after watching the following videos, I can't lay all the blame on them.

There's a ton of "bartending schools" out there. Some are well-run training programs, turning out masters of alcoholic mixology. Others...like this one...scare me. These are instructional videos from "American Bartending School", made by the instructor, Jack Tiano. I'm sure he means well, but he could stand to get some help with both video editing and camera presence. Wouldn't hurt to have his patter and technique planned out before he makes the vids, too.

There's something like 127 on that list, but it won't take you more than a few to be reduced to tears of laughter. For great and grievous shows of foolishness, I recommend at least watching the vids for "M&M", "Oat Meal Cookie", "Arnold Palmer", and "Cum Shot"...but the absolute best one isn't on his list. Why?

Because he spends half the video wiping snot off his nose. Add in some really amusing comments about how "no one uses fresh limes anymore" and it's a comedy goldmine. Plus, the video says it's for a Black Russian but is, in fact, for a daiquiri.


Much thanks to polarbear who showed me the vid that started it all...and now I'm gonna be laughing all day.

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