The tragedy is that you cannot spell.
Wow, that's pretty cheap for a 'ho.
Your child would like to respectfully request release from his harness.
Is that a fact, now? Freedom = slavery, seems I've heard that somewhere else...
Massive tent caterpillar infestation.
Well, they look happy.
Way to go, thanks for reading the sign.
The Mona Leia
Y'know, that took talent.
Hmm, I don't think your son is gonna think that's quite the same thing.
Olan Mills, helping you immortalize the important times in your life.
Well...hey it's...y'know, there's...oh, screw it, look, it's a monkey in a dress.
If these were fuzzy animals, it'd be cute. Well, it's still kinda cute.
Police line-up, at the end of a long case involving pacifier theft.
No thanks, I make my own.
Not quite the shortcut he was hoping for.
OK, you yahoos, get going with your day. Me, I gots ta do the same. Have a great weekend!