"One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves elected President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
-- Douglas Adams
2. Take a picture of yourself right now. Don't change your clothes. Don't fix your hair. Post that picture with no editing. Post these instructions with your picture.
Well, it wasn't right now, it was earlier, I just didn't post it. Also, I don't have batteries in my Amazing Invisible Camera, so you get a webcam shot.