archmage: eh, it's just something to deal with.daemonwise: everyone's got something.archmage: Ayup.daemonwise: like me, my entire life, i've had to deal with these amazing good looks and this captivating charm. it's been a curse, really.archmage: It must be rough on you. I've felt sorry for you, all this time, but didn't know how to bring it up.daemonwise: it's okay. i understand.daemonwise: i accept sympathy especially in the form of cash donations.daemonwise: the MakeMikeUglier fund.archmage: You handle it well, I'm proud of you for shouldering the burden.archmage: Oh, i wouldn't insult you with money.daemonwise: damn your morals!archmage: I know, I know, they get in the way. it's hard to be so rigid and upstanding.archmage: I should cut loose occasionally.daemonwise: cause when i think you, i think 'stick in the mud.' seriously, lighten up, fer chrissakes.archmage: Hey, SOMEONE has to stand up for decency.daemonwise: i don't know that i can think of anything to follow that...archmage: Yeah, I got nothin'.