If you need me, I'll be pretending I'm here.
I'm so sorry.
Luckily, his folks didn't name him Chuck.
Hey, even ravers need to go to the store.
Oops
Tiny octopus baby
Mesmerising...
Awwwwww
Yeah, I hate people that destroy the EATH, too.
Yes, that's a Flying V Ukulele
Water flow
Nice to see the KKK being handicap-friendly
"I gotta be meeeeee..."
Possibly one of the most ghetto weddings I've ever seen.
Great set-up
Oh, that's just wrong.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. And vice versa, it seems.
Oh, look, it must be pig spawning season again.
I guess, if you have to get it home, you gotta do whatcha gotta do.
Early morning dew
If it's cold and wet enough, I guess you'll find a way to avoid it.
Comin' atcha!
That's a lot of bikes...
OK, enough. I got things to do, so all you kids, get off my lawn.