It's time to look into therapy. When you have issues that include the desire to exist in the "two dimensional world", to the point where you are seriously petitioning the government to allow you to marry a comic-book character, it's time to put down the manga and back away, slowly. How are you going to date them? Think they can co-sign on your car loan? And what about the other hundred-thousand mouth-breathing social misfits who are "in love" with the character, too, how exactly are you going to decide who gets to marry?
I say, Thunderdome. A ton of outcasts enter, one leaves. Darwinism at it's finest.