There had to be a moment where someone said "Maybe we should reconsider this place's design"...
Hmm, well, it's a little more expensive, but i think I'll splurge for the REAL chicken.
Gorillas love their soda.
Life from the movie's point of view
Black and Decker: Keeping Lemurs Warm for 20 Years
Gorillas love their apples
Gee, I think I can see why they got divorced.
Man, I've been looking for that boot for a long time....
America's First Top Model
Art Monkey's Rubik's Cube
"Damn, man, slow down!"
The seasons, they are a-changin'
Giant gypsum crystals (read the full story here)
When even rednecks decide to vote for a black man, well, that's saying something, ain't it?
Ha, I knew they were from another planet.
How long until Dad lets the kid ride down the stairs on that thing?
Hope you went before the trip, because you aren't gonna be pulling over anytime soon.
Sometimes, it's best not to know what's happening.
"Bless you , my son...and come up with some better confessions next time, huh?"
That ought to cut down on CAPSLOCK speech.
Wishing the best of holidays to all of you. please, try to get into the spirit of it as you would Xmas or Thanksgiving. Seriously, the only cases of "candy poisoning", ever documented have been shown to be deliberate attacks on specific people, and there's never been a case of molestation while trick-or-treating. Put your paranoia down, take some very basic precautions you'd take any other day, and actually have fun. Save the scary for the haunted houses. ;)