July 16th, 2001


Soreness, etc.

So I spent the weekend out in the woods, at Mick and Auralee's wedding. That was fun, and they seem to be happy together. Besides, we camped out and got drunk and ate entirely too many toasted marshmellows. What's not to like?

And me and Heidi got a little closer. It was kinda funny, on the way there she leans over and tells me that she just realized that we are doing a lot of 'couple' things, and that it's pretty cool, which I agree with. It's going to be so incredibly hard to let her go (yes, I will do it, it'll just be hard), and I am lobbying harder and harder (but quietly and subtlely) for her to come back in a year. Damn....

(*manager comes to desk, says 'Hey, let's talk for a minute'..hmmm, not usually a good thing...*)
  • Current Music
    Dead or Alive - You Spin Me 'Round

Aw, YEAH!!!

Turns out that 'meeting' I just had to leave for was my 6-month review. And I go looking over the review papers, and everything there says that I am just the shit when it comes to my job...(*giggle*)...and the sad part is that this is including all the time I basically fuck off at work! So I straight-faced hand him the papers back, and he asks if I have any questions or comments. I carefully say no, because it's still too funny to me. Or maybe I'm stil missing sleep from this weekend; as discordian knows, I'm finding all KINDS of things funny today. Anyway, much to my happiness, i discover that this review came with a pay raise, not great, like 5-and-change percent, but any more money is good right? Hoo-Ah!
  • Current Music
    Royal Crown Review - Barflies On The Beach

Well, hell, I've seen it enough other places...

So, I'm sitting here in a cloud of clove smoke, listening to Linkin Park, and I've finally caught this damn survey in enough other LJ's that I might as well add it here. Most recently spotted in the journal of wolfye:

if i were a stone, i would be...lapis lazuli
if i were a tree, i would be...a joshua tree
if i were a bird, i would be...a kestral
if i were an insect, i would be...a tarantula
(I know this is an arachnid, not an insect, but give me some license, damn)
if i were a machine, i would be...a lathe
if i were a tool, i would be...a snowblower
if i were a fruit, i would be...a dragonfruit
if i were a flower, i would be...an orchid
if i were a kind of weather, i would be...a monsoon
if i were a mythical creature, i would be...a basilisk
if i were a musical instrument, i would be...a voice
if i were a kind of profession, i would be...a minister of the Tonton Macoute
if i were an animal, i would be...a tiger
if i were anything in the world, i would be...me
if i were a color, i would be...theatre-curtain purple
if i were a fragrance, i would be...baking brownies
if i were an emotion, i would be...pain
if i were a state or feeling, i would be...schizophrenia
if i were a vegetable, i would be...a mushroom
(I know, I'm taking liberties with this survey again, but that's just the kind of guy I am)
if i were a sound, i would be...a chorus
if i were an element, i would be...Plutonium
  • Current Music
    Linkin Park - Forgotten