September 26th, 2001



.......goddess, what's wrong with me? I'm sore, tired, bad mood, stomach hurts a little...

I know part of it. I started a low-carb/no-carb diet yesterday, and that means i gave up my Mountain Dew/Coke thing. So no caffeine and no sugar for the past 2 days. Which would explain a lot. Damn, willpower is slipping.

Maybe I should just smoke more.

Add to that...I miss Heidi terribly.

  • Current Music
    The Commodores - Brick House

Whoa, Dig This...

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
State of New York - The 11 State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack on the
WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
  • Current Music
    Ohio Players - Fire

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- theology is not a toy.
- do not let children play with theology.
- do not attempt to use theology while under the influence of alcohol, drugs or idiocy.
- be sure to keep theology in a proper container when not in use.
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(thanks to lindsaybits)
  • Current Music
    Johnette Napolitano and Holly Vincent - Jackie Baby

Well, To Hell With That....

OK, so I'm sitting here, my head hurting form no caffeine/sugar, trying to make the day go away, trying to feel better because I HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO talk to customers today, I've been putting it off, and in my present state, that migt not be such a good idea. So what am I doing to kill the time? I keep hitting 'random journal', and I've come to a couple conclusions:

- there are a lot of angsty 'life is so horrible' people with LJ's
- there are a lot of junior high/high school kids with LJ's and nothing to say in them
- there are a lot of lesbians/bi-sexuals with LJ's, and not enough cool stories in them

Now, I'm not putting them down...well, not the last group, but the rest I am.

Next revelation: I really like Stabbing Westward. Very cool band. But don't listen to them when you are in a bad mood, especially if it has anyhting to do with missing someone you love.

For the sheer shits and giggles of it all, I'm going to close this entry with the lyrics to a Pixies song I happen to like but haven't heard in a very long time: "Subbacultcha"

This is a song about something there
there is something about this song
we did the clubs what ass
i was hoping to have her in the sack
i was looking handsome
she was looking like an erotic vulture
i was all dressed in black
she was all dressed up in black
every thing was fine down here
what you call it here
call it what you will here
way down down down in this subbacultcha
her warm white belly in the life i'd lived
had seen nothing finer
she shakes and she moves me or something
she's like jellyroll like sculpture
i was wearing eyeliner
she was wearing eyeliner
it was so good down here
saving for my scrapbook here
way down down down in this subbacultcha
now we live on the sea and relax
and ride the tack drug running
on this panamanian schooner
she walks the deck in a black dress
and me i dress up in black
and we listen to the sea
and look at the sky in a poetic kind of way
what you call it
when you look at the sky in a poetic kind of way
you know when you grope for luna.

Thank You.
  • Current Music
    Tom Waits - Small Change (Got Rained On With His Own .38)

Damn Well Better

I recently applied for a position as a trainer up here at my office. Frankly, I think it sounds like a riot. Only downside is there's a lot of travel involved, but since I don't mind flying, that's cool. After days like today, i just feel like I damn well better get the job. I just spent the last hour and a half just trying to get someone's e-mail and messenger setup.

Now, I have the knowledge to do this. Unfortunately, when the company changes how it is doing things, and doesn't bother telling any of us, it makes it hard to get things right. Bastards. And of course, I'm now known as the guy that isn't taking calls and who helps the newbies, so WHO do you think they flag down constantly for help? Yep, me.

Dammit, make me a trainer. I already know and do the job. Besides, I could use the pay increase.
  • Current Music
    Bad Religion - There Will Be A Way