November 28th, 2001

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Eeeeeeee-ville

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<center><img src="http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/henrykissinger.jpg" title="I am Kissinger."><br \><a href="http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/">Which Evil Criminal are <i>You</i>?</a>

Congratulations, you're Henry Kissinger!

Widely viewed as an unindicted terrorist, only Pol Pot rivals you for being responsible for the most deaths of innocent people in South East Asia. You, in collaboration with the Nixon administration, helped put General Pinochet in power and kill Salvador Allende. You also helped coordinate the secret bombing of Cambodia.

And despite all that, you won a Nobel Peace Prize - for your work in Vietnam.

Yeah, that's me...people love me, you wouldn't really BELIEVE I was evil, but inside, muahhahahahahaha...look out...
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Damn

Well, since we are on probation at work anyway, we decided to brave the roads and come to work. Only to find that our supervisor isn't here today. (*sigh*) So here I am, dealing with the maladjusted...
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Lessons

OK, all of you have called Customer Service for someone at some time in your life. And chances are good that you will again. I want you all to learn a few basic facts for me, and pass them on to everyone you know...this can be your Xmas present to me:
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Stylin'

OK, finally got off my ass and made the 'friend' view match the main page. I suppose I'll be just bored enough to make day and calendar views here soon...we'll see.
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Talk About Your Friends

(Gleefully ripped off from corpsephucker)

Name at least 3 people (if you can) on LiveJournal who...

...you've talked to on the phone? 01flux, alicynx, annathema667, caliban, cheaps1utsavior, devilsdarling, discordian, fallenautumn, hazeleyedgal_25, imperfectangel, insteadofsilent, kespernorth, nighthawk, ouchouch, priestofcards, ravenlace, rayce, sylvaine2001, teknoerotoskizm, velvetacidgrrrl, nysidra

...you've met in person? 01flux, caliban, dirtbikev, discordian, hypnox, imperfectangel, insteadofsilent, i_feel_sick, josienutter, kespernorth, leenerella, nighthawk, etherpunk, priestofcards, rayce, sylvaine2001, teknoerotoskizm, velvetacidgrrrl, vesparider, violetvixen

...you've slept next to (not 'slept with')? insteadofsilent, rayce, sylvaine2001, velvetacidgrrrl

...you've known for more than 3 years? discordian, imperfectangel, priestofcards, sylvaine2001

...you wish you lived closer to? alicynx, annathema667, cenobitten, cheaps1utsavior, corachaos, devilsdarling, discordian, fallenautumn, imperfectangel, priestofcards, ravenlace, sylvaine2001, wolfye, nysidra

...you have (or have had) a crush on? Oh, no you don't...I'm not getting myself in trouble like that...let's say several, and most of them prolly know it. I have so many beautiful friends...

...you can always go to when you're upset? cenobitten, cheaps1utsavior, discordian, fallenautumn, imperfectangel, priestofcards, ravenlace, sylvaine2001, nysidra

...you admire? If you are my friend, i admire you for SOMETHING.

...are a lot like you? caliban, cenobitten, cheaps1utsavior, corachaos, sylvaine2001, and especially discordian, ravenlace, and nysidra

...are really creative? 01flux, annathema667, fallenautumn, hypnox, justagrrrl, leenerella, rayce, horsepucky, vesparider, wolfye, nysidra

...are excellent writers? annathema667, justagrrrl, kespernorth, horsepucky, nysidra
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Ve Haff Vays Of Makink You Talk!

Poll #11430 What Do You Think?

Am I An LJ Whore?

Not At All
0(0.0%)
Maybe A LIttle
0(0.0%)
Yep
2(18.2%)
No, Whore's Get Paid...You Are An LJ Slut
9(81.8%)
Burma!
0(0.0%)

Is There Any Hope For Me?

Not Even Close, Bud.
0(0.0%)
I Suppose They Could Chain You Somewhere Without 'Net Access...
4(36.4%)
Sure, There's Always Hope.
2(18.2%)
Yeah, But It Involves A Shotgun.
4(36.4%)
Burma!
1(9.1%)

If I Asked You To Kill Me, What Weapon Would You Use?

Do You Really Think I'd Let You Loose With One?

You're Too Paranoid.
0(0.0%)
You Shouldn't
3(27.3%)
You Might.
1(9.1%)
How Do You Know I Don't Have One Already?
5(45.5%)
Burma!
2(18.2%)

If You Answered 'Burma!' To Any Question, Why Did You Say Burma?

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Woo!

The power plant photo shoot I shemped for? You remember? rayce snapped one pic of me, in front of a power transformer serial number P666.

Rayce, you are a HELLUVA photographer, on top of being a great friend! Thank You!
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