December 14th, 2001

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Fortune Cookie Extrapolation

Last night, while watching 'Creepshow 2', caliban and I found a new source of merriment. You all know the way you add the words 'in bed' to the end of any fortune cookie to make it more interesting? Well, we've decided that any description or statement becomes more interesting if you add one of the 2 following phrases: "TAINTED WITH BLOOD" or "SMEARED WITH GORE". But you cannot just say it, you have to intone it in a deep, growly voice.

Go ahead, try it. But don't do it to fortune cookies. "In bed" is sacrosanct.
  • Current Music
    Stabbing Westward - The Only Thing
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BooYah!

No more taking calls for me for the rest of the day...Sometimes, being a suck-up is good. Being able to do something no one else around can do helps, too...

On an unrelated note, apparently I cannot eat popcorn at my desk without making a mess. The cleaning crew must hate me..."Geezus Pleezus! Look, Consuela, he's been eating popcorn again!"

*munchmunchmunch*

Anyone wanna shoot pool tomorrow night? There's a kick-ass little pool hall up the street from me, and I'm headed there tomorrow night...anyone wanna join?

*slurp* <--Mountain Dew, of course

Dammit, someone needs to invent personal teleportation devices...I'm so fed up with the whole vehicular situation (from all ends of it), that I just cannot fucking take it.

*munchmunchmunchslurp*

Dammit, someone near me needs to throw a party. I need a party...c'mon, it was my b'day this week, and I didn't get to do ANYTHING. Party, someone. Party NOW!!!

I think I need a vacation.
  • Current Music
    Disturbed - Want <--look, not Stabbing Westward!
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*DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT*

The Schwa Corporation's website either (1)doesn't connect, or (2)redirects to a wife-swapping porn site...neither of which is correct. No, I'm not posting the links, they don't work.

OK, fine, I'm the only one who knows what the fuck I'm talking about here, but it still pisses me off...

*walks off to fume quietly to himself*
  • Current Music
    New Memphis Hepcats - Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby?
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Compliments

Talked to ouchouch on the phone today...always good to hear her voice. She told me I laugh a lot...it was a good thing, just an observation.

Yeah, I do. And I like that. I like being basically a happy person. Oh, I have my moments, and my moods, but for the most part, I'm usually in a decent mood. Besides, There isn't anything in the world that you cannot laugh at. NOTHING. So there.
  • Current Music
    New Memphis Hepcats - Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby?