February 14th, 2002

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St. Valentine's Day

OK, kiddies...it's that day again...so let's do a quick little look around, shall we? You got somebody? Grab them, hold them, let them know what they mean to you...there's not enough of that in the world. Damn, just take a minute, make sure they understand how important they are. You don't? Then groove on the idea...you've been in love before; nice, wasn't it? And will be again...

Can't do that, even? Or just bitter? Then remember that St. Valentine was martyred...there, now the day is associated with a dead guy. And there's always the St. Valentine's Day Massacre to consider.

Me? I'm happy...very happy...Hell, I'm giggling. Yeah, me giggling. Weird huh?
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    CCR - Run Through The Jungle
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Teachers vs. Educators

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after
they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators.
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    Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice
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Combinations Of Unrelated Thoughts

It's the little joys in life. Like going to Subway, and getting the trainee to make your sandwich...because they always put more stuff on there. Or getting off the elevator, and bumping into the girl you always thought was attractive...and not caring anymore, because someone has all your attention.

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I have this weird thing going with my looks. I have never thought of myself as particularly good looking, though others have told me differently (I do know, though, that I clean up REALLY good). Mirrors are just something functional, to me. But I've noticed that I pay a LOT of attention to my shadow. I don't know why.

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I was gonna skip this quiz, but my weird fetish made me do it...

I am Merle!
I took the catgirl test by
Meeki

Click here
to take the test!


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And this, well...this makes me want to start wearing my fedora again....Indy kicks ass!

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Stuff From Today

First, my shout out to caliban, who is a free man again! Good to see ya, bro'. Also, got not only my money from him, but my rabbit...we ordered stuffed bunnies from "Monty Python And The Holy Grail". It looks just like any stuffed white bunny toy, but has a HUGE mouth full of sharp, pointy teeth!

My buddy at work, Jeff, recently took a trip across part of the country, and snapped this pic for me to prove that, yes, there really is a Highway 666. He also sent me this picture of Great Cthulhu watching over his new kittens.
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    Oasis - Fuckin' In The Bushes
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Personal Presents

Well, I haven't had money in forever...so I had to buy myself SOMETHING.

Replaced my copies of Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas and The Haunting. Also bought a box set of The Ramones, and a box set of Dead Can Dance. Oh, and a sticker that, in big red glittery letters, simply says 'Lick It'...seemed appropriate. And tomorrow...tomorrow I find out just how much I have, and start looking for a car, and rebuilding the Magdalene. Yeah, baby!

And, to zombiedip: I meant it. Completely.
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