Well, Di's mom has kinda thrown a bit of a wrench into things. 'Man' has been in the family for so long, she is actually feeling BAD for HIM! Well, I'm sorry, but that is fucked. Your own child is unhappy, and is making the change to help herself and her son, and you try to sympathize with the person that made it rough? Well, I can see where it comes from, but that still is pretty screwy. It's got things so whacked out, that Di isn't even really speaking much today...(*sigh*)...dammit.
((This will pass, Frank...you know it will...just hang in there))
Part the First: I hate being helpless. worst feeling in the world. I'd rather you lock me in a room alone for the rest of my existence, and tell me the only way to get food or anything at all was to press the button on the wall that caused someone pain, than to be helpless. Ergggg.
Part the Second: The morons are coming out of the woodwork today ("What do you want, my account number?"..."No, ma'am, your e-mail address."..."OK, my account number is...")**("OK, what can I do for you today Mr. Customer?"..."Well, I have a charge on my credit card from Sprint."..."Then my suggestion, sir, is that you call Sprint."..."Oh. It's just that I don't understand this charge."..."Then call SPRINT!"..."Yeah, I guess. Why did I get this charge?"). I swear, I have more incentive to quit and move lately...
~~During wax play, sing "Happy Birthday to Me" and blow out the candle
~~In the middle of an intense flogging, close your eyes and snore.
~~Using your best Howard Cosell impression, give a
play-by-play account of what is being done to you.
~~When ordered "Look me in the eyes!" do it cross-eyed.
~~During a public verbal humiliation scene, stick your fingers in your ears and say, "Nyah, nyah, I can't hear you!"
~~Decorate your Top's leathers with neon polka dots and stripes.
~~Put a whoopee cushion in your Top's chair.
~~"Just say, 'No.'"
~~Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the contents before the next play party.
~~Stick an Alka-seltzer in your mouth at the start of a scene. Work up a good foam, and call out your safe word.
~~Sing while being cropped.
~~Speak a language your Top doesn't know.
~~Tell your Top you can't count because your hands are tied up and you can't see your fingers.
~~Take messages for your Top by writing them on post-its and sticking them on your rear.
~~Superglue the nipple clamps shut.
~~Attach "clappers" to all the lights in the dungeon just before a paddling