February 21st, 2002

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Naysayers Suck

Well, Di's mom has kinda thrown a bit of a wrench into things. 'Man' has been in the family for so long, she is actually feeling BAD for HIM! Well, I'm sorry, but that is fucked. Your own child is unhappy, and is making the change to help herself and her son, and you try to sympathize with the person that made it rough? Well, I can see where it comes from, but that still is pretty screwy. It's got things so whacked out, that Di isn't even really speaking much today...(*sigh*)...dammit.

((This will pass, Frank...you know it will...just hang in there))

I know...
  • Current Music
    Shriekback - Nemesis
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Oh Look, A Spot On The Wall Just About The Size Of My Head...*BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM*

Part the First: I hate being helpless. worst feeling in the world. I'd rather you lock me in a room alone for the rest of my existence, and tell me the only way to get food or anything at all was to press the button on the wall that caused someone pain, than to be helpless. Ergggg.

Part the Second: The morons are coming out of the woodwork today ("What do you want, my account number?"..."No, ma'am, your e-mail address."..."OK, my account number is...")**("OK, what can I do for you today Mr. Customer?"..."Well, I have a charge on my credit card from Sprint."..."Then my suggestion, sir, is that you call Sprint."..."Oh. It's just that I don't understand this charge."..."Then call SPRINT!"..."Yeah, I guess. Why did I get this charge?"). I swear, I have more incentive to quit and move lately...
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SUREFIRE WAYS TO GET PUNISHED BY YOUR DOM!!

~~During wax play, sing "Happy Birthday to Me" and blow out the candle

~~In the middle of an intense flogging, close your eyes and snore.

~~Using your best Howard Cosell impression, give a
play-by-play account of what is being done to you.

~~When ordered "Look me in the eyes!" do it cross-eyed.

~~During a public verbal humiliation scene, stick your fingers in your ears and say, "Nyah, nyah, I can't hear you!"

~~Decorate your Top's leathers with neon polka dots and stripes.

~~Put a whoopee cushion in your Top's chair.

~~"Just say, 'No.'"

~~Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the contents before the next play party.

~~Stick an Alka-seltzer in your mouth at the start of a scene. Work up a good foam, and call out your safe word.

~~Sing while being cropped.

~~Speak a language your Top doesn't know.

~~Giggle incessantly.

~~Tell your Top you can't count because your hands are tied up and you can't see your fingers.

~~Take messages for your Top by writing them on post-its and sticking them on your rear.

~~Superglue the nipple clamps shut.

~~Attach "clappers" to all the lights in the dungeon just before a paddling
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Oops, Missed One


Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She's Crafty

No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!
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Ciao, Bella

Did a little looking over my communities and opted to drop out of ljdesigners. I got in there thinking 'Hey, cool, fellow page designers...' and then discovered that is a bunch of people posting the same things over and over again. It's either "Who wants to make me a background?", or "Who can tell me how to align my stuff to the side?", or "How do I change the comments?", or my favorite "I want a new layout, who will do it for me?".

Yeesh...kids, read the damn FAQ. Hell, I should have known I didn't need to be there when the first thing I noticed is that the community's page was badly designed. Not as much anymore...I fought that one down, somewhat. But that should have clued me in. I doubt they will miss me, I was the only one with a personal crusade to actually DESIGN pages...
  • Current Music
    The Cars - Tonight She Comes
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New Friend

Maybe it;s just me, but when i notice someone new on my "Friends Of" list, I always try to figure out how they found me. Do we have a friend in common? A community we are both part of? Shared interests in profile? Hey, I'm a curious stalker-type that way, I guess.

That being said, I don't have the slighest idea how I ended up with the latest watcher of the War Journals on my list, but I'm glad they are here...allow me to offer a shout-out to pandoradls! Let The Galaxy Burn, my friend!
  • Current Music
    The Church - Under The Milky Way