August 7th, 2002


Appropriate "Fuck"s

Historians have agreed that there are 10 times in history that the word 'fuck' was appropriate:

10. "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered fucking showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1999
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." - Osama Bin Laden,2001

Damn Memory Loss

You know, I had something I was gonna rant about, and I forgot what it was. Then, in looking through kespernorth's LJ archives for something, I ran across something else, which took me off in an extended dig through my own LJ archives. That led to reading what I found, and getting moody about it temporarily, and then smacking myself and realizing that it's in the past, and things are OK now. I never found what I went looking for in the first place...whatever it was.

On a good note, I have a hat. A cool hat.
  • Current Music
    Scorpions - Still Loving you

Congratulations Are In Order

Thank you, but not for me. Well, not REALLY for me.

Today is Di's court date is today, at 1:30. She walks in, has the judge sign her papers, and walks out unmarried...after that she's all mine! So hop on over to her journal, zombiedip in case you didn't know, and when you see her 'happy freedom'-type post, cheer.
  • Current Music
    Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistable

Joker #6

I realize that most of you won't care, but I am pleased to be looking forward to November 5th, as that will be the release date of the 6th and final Joker's Card, The Wraith...

It's an ICP thing...just nod and smile.
Worship Chaos


I realize I haven't ranted in a long time, nor have I really presented anything that scares people with my views on society...well, I didn't want you to think I've been slack.

Recently, othiym posted a story which turns out to be an urban legend, short version being a grandmother who shot the testicles off of two rapists that nailed her granddaughter. Vigilante justice, whatever. A fairly interesting debate was had between me and bittercupojoe, about the legal system, arming the populace, and legal reform. You can read the thread here, but if you are going to add your thoughts, PLEASE don't turn this into a flamewar, be intelligent. I thoroughly enjoyed this discussion, and he gets a lot of respect from me for keeping this as a debate, not a hatefest (something I see happening all too often on LJ). I do NOT want it turned into a shouting festival.

Or at least keep your flames HERE.
  • Current Music
    Infectious Grooves - Immigrant Song

Shout Outs

Gotta shout out to a couple o' peeps...greetings to dancool, who I feel like I should already know, and who is still in EarthLink Hell (sorry, man!), and I was much-mega-liketashitm'self-happy to discover a good friend on LJ, that I had no idea was on it (I should have guessed, though). My fellow Gorey supporter, lover of odd music, whacked out gorgeous and too-fun-for-the-room chica,, that rocks. I miss Molly...miss her a lot. Hey, isisinvinyl!