November 18th, 2002

Worship Chaos

Things And Other Things

Ups, downs, and loops...well, that's life in the Tower, sometimes.

My thoughts definitely go out to gravesme, who seems to have been severly bitten by that rabid bitch called Life. No platitudes, m'man, just best wishes. Anytime you need, I'm around somewhere.

Also, my thoughts go out to dirtbikev's sister...glad she's OK.

On a positive note, I am the new webmaster for Optical Blasphemy Photography. This is the work of ace photog Zach (you may or may not know him as superfledermaus). Does that rock, or what? Me so proud and happy...gotta make a few changes, though; the previous webmaster was either cheesing off with an editor, or didn't really know what he was doing, the code is horrendous!
  • Current Music
    Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive (really loud)

Aaaah, Chaos!

Thanks to polarbear, my new toy for today is the Advertising Slogan Generator.

My favorites:

Loves the Chaos You Hate
Things Go Better WIth Chaos
Spreads Straight from the Chaos
Refreshes the Chaos Other Beers Cannot Reach
Aaahh, Chaos!
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get Chaos
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Chaos
It's Not TV. It's Chaos.
  • Current Music
    Parliament/Funkadelic - We Want The Funk

Yet More Icons

Got to thinking about my birthday coming up...and this icon came out of it.

I call it "Getting Old Sucks".

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the concept of aging, it was just an idea. As Edmund Blackadder once said, "I look forward to being old and annoying people by pretending I can't hear."


discordian, you oughtta LOVE this one:

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you have wittal wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet sweet voice:

"I don't think my python weally givth a thit."
  • Current Music
    Primer 55 - Loose