November 20th, 2002

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Holy Rollers

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast".

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda....."The Apostles were in one Accord."!!!!
  • Current Music
    Insane CLown Posse - Ain't Yo Bidness
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Number of people on my lj friends list: 162 (27 are communities)
...whom I've met in person: 56
...whom I've met in person more than once: 44
...whose house I've been to: 14
...who have been to my house: 25 (and others who are not on my friends list)
...whom I've followed/been in touch with for more than 3 years: 4
...whose journal I consider myself "addicted" to: 15
...whom I've lived with: 7
...whom I'd fuck (as of right now): 27
...whom I've had sex with: 3
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Bad Movies And Booze: The Big O Redux

OK< this is specifically for delilahbowie and kellibunny, and anyone else who just thinks it sounds like fun. Since they missed the Thumb flicks, though, I'm planning another showing this coming Tuesday night, November 26th. Yes, right before Thanksgiving...get you in the right frame of mind for the holiday bullshit.

Like I said, anyone else is welcome to come, may even be a surprise in there...let me know.
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Important Messages

I Went and got the new Insane Clown Posse album last night. Now, if you are not an ICP fan, I want you to bear with me, because there's a lot more to this post, OK?

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I'm not going into most of the details, because the Juggalos know, and if you are curious, you'll go find out, or ask me later. The long and short of things is this: the Wraith is Death, who will lead you along the path you have chosen for yourself, to the Dark Carnival: either to Shangri-La, or to Hell's Pit. The Dark Carnival is God, and the signs have been there all the way along: always, you've been shown that you could be good, or you could be evil; you could be prejudiced, or you could show love. Yes, that's right, the whole thing has actually been a POSITIVE message, ostensibly Christian, if you can dig. Who have they always spoken against? The bigoted, the corrupt...the evil. Puts them in a new light, don't it? I know that the most adamant will still look at them asd foul-mouthed, and weird, and what-have-you, but who cares? They are the very ones who continue to propagate the evil in the world.

It's been about family, about doing the right thing. These are the guys that have never bothered with the media...never cared about the 'stars'. These are the guys that have a gathering every year, for the fans, not as a concert, or self-promotion, but to have the crowd together. Let me see the 'popular' bands do that. If you could hear the Juggalos starting to chant...and it's not about how great ICP is, but several thousand fans shouting, over and over, "FAM-I-LY...FAM-I-LY...FAM-I-LY...", well, it's impressive.

Joe Bruce has become one of the only Christians that I truly respect.

Now the funny thing is that I was just starting a huge post the other day (which I hadn't finished) that this works into very nicely. I'm not sure how it started, but the meat of it was this: what is the problem with people?

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Maybe then, just maybe, we can actually ADVANCE toward enlightenment.
  • Current Music
    Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy And Popsicles
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FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

You know, there's nothign quite as frustrating as spending 2 fucking hours getting the motion right on an animated icon...and THEN discovering that it's well over twice as big a file as will be allowed.

*sigh* Back to the ol' drawing board...
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Son Of A Gun

Fans of KMFDM will recognize my newest icon...those who aren't should still get a kick out of it.
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    Bad Reputation - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts