January 27th, 2003

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Old Age

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne. A lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed, and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action."
They "unite as one." All goes well; Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Morris. Again, he is ready for "action."
Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more "conjugal bliss." When the love-birds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but Morris is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old. ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another.
But as Morris prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You mean I was here already?"
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Baaaa...Baaaaa...

OK, so I finally broke down and added ICQ to my list of chat clients. Figured that since I was on Trillian anyway, it didn't hurt. Look me up at 309355738, if you get the notion.
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Memories....

Looking for something copmpletely different, I ran across this page today...if you scroll down, you'll find my name, a charter member of the 'Sadistic Dungeon Master's Syndicate'.

Just made me remember all the good times with the Worshippers of the Wraithcouch. Miss you guys...
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Mattel Loses Appeal

For the first time in a while, I gotta give props to the American legal system. Mattel made another appeal to try and win their lawsuit against the band Aqua, over their song 'Barbie Girl', making a bunch of stupid claims about the song misleading the public...and lost.

Appeals Judge Alex Kozinski, who is apparently known for his sometimes 'colorful language', put things into perspective, and not only upheld the original verdict, but said that "The parties were advised to chill."

(*much thanks to fiercerose for the link and a laugh*)
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Funny Moments In Messaging

Had to post this. Just me spouting off, and discovering I hit too close to the mark. Names obliterated to protect the guilty/innocent/whatever:

SatanasExMachina: the boy needs a Valium prescription
SatanasExMachina: or a blowjob
SatanasExMachina: or both
**********: no, the blowjob didn't help
SatanasExMachina: oh, tried that did we?