A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the barkeep and orders a glass of wine. The frenchman looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.
The frenchman asks the barkeep, "What is that dirty camel doing in here?"
The barkeep pulls a baseball bat out from behind the bar hits the camel in the head and the camel gives the barkeep oral pleasure.
The barkeep looks at the frenchman and says "Do you want a go?" to which the frenchman replies: "Oui, but zer is no need to hit me over ze head."
Finally got to go see "House Of 1,000 Corpses" on the big screen...wow. Even more surreal and beautiful. WIth some of the imagery, seeing it that big made it harder to follow with the eye, wihich added to the effect...just masterful. It definitely had me geared for owning a legit copy (when it comes out)!