February 18th, 2004

Getting Old (Suckage)


I swear, when I rule the world, I'm outlawing anything happening before 9am....and that's just important stuff. I'm going to forbid my necessary involvement in anything before 10.

6:30am sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons.
  • Current Music
    Chris Isaac - Wicked Game

(no subject)

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."
Smackdown (Anger)


I'm so fucking tired of stupid fucking people. You know the ones. The ones that can't take 2 minutes to find what's in front of them, but will take 10 to track you down and harass you to find it. The ones that ask questions when the answer is right in front of them, but they are too damn lazy to look. The ones that figure the rules don't really apply to them, generally because 'they'll be really quick, and it's not hurting anything'. The ones that don't care about things like the queue, or sharing, or community. The ones that are basically too stupid to be doing whatever it is that they are making a mockery of at that moment. The ones that, in a semi-perfect world, you could smack around for their stupidity, or at least lock them away in Bolivia, or something.

If only the laws would allow me to treat these people they way they should be treated...call it Social Darwinism. "What, you can't read the directions? Out ya go! What, you think that handicapped space is OK to park in? Out ya go! What, you want to know where those items are, instead of seeing the GIANT sign over there? Out ya go! All of ya, get the fuck off my soil!"

Chalk up another pogrom to my list, for when I rule the world.