March 9th, 2004

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I Wish This Bitch Would Just Shut Up

This whole "Janet Jackson breast-baring" thing has gone on far too long. It was bad enough that so many came out, trying to claim that the whole thing was an accident,when it clearly was planned. Then Janet came out and admitted it was a stunt, and accepted full responsibility. Well, OK, we all could tell it WAS staged, so it was nice to see someone show a little personal integrity and own up to it.

Now? Now, she claiming, again, that it was an unintentional costume accident. In an interview with Ebony Magazine, she says it was an accident...and I guess the interviewer didn't bother to follow up and ask why she can't seem to get her stories straight.

All this, over a breast?!? Fuckin' America.
The Mask (Laughing)

Just For You

With all the hooplah around "The Passion Of The Christ", I was pleased to see Sinfest slip a little parody in about it. So, in honour of it all, feel free to use this icon to display your pimpness...

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    Primus - Devil Went Down To Georgia
Archmage Chaos

Stuff

Long needed update to the icon pages...finally done. Getting to be lunch time, I do believe...just about...
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    Paul Oakenfold & Christopher Young - Stanley's Theme (Swordfish OST)
Smackdown (Anger)

Oops

In looking over my machine, I decided today to uninstall "Chicago 1930", as I wasn't impressed or really enjoying it. Imagine my surprise when I look up and see the uninstaller trying to delete my ENTIRE 'Program Files' folder! Immediately cancelled it, and started trying to assess the damage. The final list of programs either partially or completely gone:

PhotoShop/ImageReady (and all plug-ins, filters, etc.)
Acrobat
Temple Of Elemental Evil
CloneCD
Nero Burning ROM
CoolEdit Pro
Advanced AVI Splitter
Centarsia
BootXP
Crimson Editor
ColorCop

Still probably some missing stuff in "Common Files", but no way of knowing what until it comes up missing. Reinstalled the important ones, the rest can wait for the new machine. Only thing I lost completely was my game save for ToEE, but I can just restart, I wasn't very far into it.

Yeesh.
Typing

Parrot Joke

Hey, discordian! I have a new parrot joke!

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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were onboard. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2 days...and then 3 days.

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said......"OK, OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"
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    ScatMan John - Scat Man
Typing

Mongoloids For The Evening

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    KMFDM - Megalomaniac
Typing

Mud-Slinging

Yesterday, President Bush told a crowd of supporters in Houston that, back in 1995, two years after the first terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, Sen. John Kerry introduced legislation to cut the intelligence budget by $1.5 billion. "Once again, Sen. Kerry is trying to have it both ways," the president said. "He's for good intelligence; yet he was willing to gut the intelligence services. And that is no way to lead a nation in a time of war." Bush further charged that Kerry's bill was "so deeply irresponsible that he didn't have a single-co-sponsor in the United States Senate."</p>

Bush and his operatives are making a practice of mischaracterizing the voting record of the presumptive Democratic nominee. Two weeks ago, the Republican National Committee put out a "Research Brief" that flagrantly distorted Kerry's votes on weapons systems. Bush's remarks yesterday are more dishonest still.

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    Tom Waits - Small Change