July 2nd, 2004


Offensive Friday Joke

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names."
Worship Chaos

My Kitty Loves Me

Sitting around, showing Di the first season of Trailer Park Boys, Sappho decided to jump up in my lap. Didn't take too long before she was in her new favourite position: on her back, stretched out, getting her belly scratched.

Passed right the Hell out
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Heart In This Shell

Weekend Plans

OK, talked to tsomewhereime. Looks like he's willing to give us transport (which is good, because I don't trust the front tires on the car on the freeway...must get those replaced ASAP), so we'll be hangin' out in Longwood with him, fairie_lark, and fizgigg...and it'll be fantastic to see them all again.

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