December 29th, 2004

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Death And Its Causes

DoctorsGuns
NumbersPhysicians in the US: 700,000Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000
Accidental deathsCaused by physicians per year: 120,000Caused by guns per year, all age groups: 1,500
AveragesAccidental deaths per physician: 0.171Accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.00188
Statistics courtesy of US Dept. of Health Human Services (physicians) and the FBI (guns)


So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!


*Thanx to sm101 for the laugh*
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With all the bad news of the hideously destructive tsunami of late, I wanted to point out that it wasn't ALL bad...



Look, you should know by now that I deal with adversity by laughing at it. Sometimes, this makes people think I'm a bad person. Fuck 'em.
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