December 29th, 2004
Quick Note
((HUGGZ))
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Death And Its Causes
Doctors | Guns | |
Numbers | Physicians in the US: 700,000 | Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000 |
Accidental deaths | Caused by physicians per year: 120,000 | Caused by guns per year, all age groups: 1,500 |
Averages | Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 | Accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.00188 |
Statistics courtesy of US Dept. of Health Human Services (physicians) and the FBI (guns) |
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
*Thanx to
Bright Side
With all the bad news of the hideously destructive tsunami of late, I wanted to point out that it wasn't ALL bad...

Look, you should know by now that I deal with adversity by laughing at it. Sometimes, this makes people think I'm a bad person. Fuck 'em.
Look, you should know by now that I deal with adversity by laughing at it. Sometimes, this makes people think I'm a bad person. Fuck 'em.