September 1st, 2005

The Mask (Laughing)


Oh, shut up, ya bunch o'goobers. :P

Actually, the more I think of it, the less terrible it is. Still frickin' hilarious, though.

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Awake entirely too in a quarter to 7. No. No, bad idea. The only reasons I should be up that early are nookie, D&D, or close bro's with some need.

None of which is happening right now.

Long, drawn-out dreams about being back in an area I'd left years before, and trying to talk to old friends about stuff of mine that had been left behind, and discovering that, for whatever reason, these old friends had turned on me, and were no longer friends. The best I could manage was to get them to stash the stuff somewhere so I could go get it. Kinda depressing.

Woke up to Erik's alarm going off in the other room. Again. Apparently, he never really turns it off, just hits snooze, gets up, and they leave...meaning it goes off later, and that means I have to get up and turn it off. Leaves his radio on, as well. I tried to go back to bed, but hit my head on the metal railings of the headboard getting back into bed.

Yeah, good morning to me.
  • Current Music
    Venus Hum - Break Me Out

Green Eggs and Hamlet

I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself or take some poison?
Maybe try self immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration-
For I'm the king of procrastination.
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    Young M.C. - Bust A Move
Burn The World


Imagine if you will ... the leader of the Fifth Invader Force speaking to the commander in chief ... reporting what was found upon visiting the planet Earth....

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  • Current Music
    Delerium - Sensorium