June 2nd, 2006


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One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"

"Over by the holy water, Father. Flat on his ass."

Have a good weekend, all.

Introducing: The Crypt

OK, so, for those that have been curious, here is the new car, an '05 Scion which has been nicknamed "The Crypt" (I guess you can't take the goth out of some people, huh?) due to it looking like a small mausoleum, in a weird sort of way.

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